Monday, January 30, 2017

The cake full of tears and the cinderblock foot - Jan.30, 2017



1.I hate the missionary who backed into a pole or something so they made all the rest of us missionaries suffer the consequences of having to back out our companion when backing out. Now all missionaries must suffer the shame, humiliation and pity of backing out the car especially in public. Plus i think sister Murray loves having me back her out cause she knows I hate it. She also has a cinderblock for a foot..... slamming on the breaks and pressing the gas fast... my stomach drops a lot, and people think I'm a bad driver... u should see her... hahahhaha.

2.We are teaching two sisters who are 14 and 11, and their mother who is a nonmember told us that since they looked up to us, we need to basically have a intervention with them about them lying all the time. Long story short after about an hour of talking with them  i kinda was straight up with them, one started crying, we were stressed cause we want them to get baptized but the mother has to agree so we wanted them to really  stop lying but also trying to relate it to the gospel? It was nuts.

3. Soo before my birthday for 2 nights in a row members gave us pizza. We are hashtag blessed the members feed us like 5/7 nights. But pizza kills me. See i thought i could handle the pizza, but remember gurdy (my parasite i got almost a year ago) although she dead,(i hope so at least) i sometimes get the gurdy symptoms from eating certain foods. So its 5 am on my b-day and i just felt so sick. So nauseous and awful and my belly hurting i just laid there till it was 6:30 am, and then we had weekly planning all morning. My mom gave me a package with all my favorite things (Takis, grapefruit candy, jerky) and also the ingredients to make the cake she makes for me every year. THE BEST CAKE EVER. so i am so stoked. But then as I am reminiscing all my birthdays i get so sad. My heart hurts so much for my family. So i had to make the cake before dinner- and as i am doing so i get so incredibly homesick wishing i could talk to my mom. just imagine me making my own birthday cake, as i am sobbing because i miss my mom so much. I am just SOBBING THE TEARS ARE POURING INTO THE MIXING BOWL. I AM MAKING MY 20TH BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH MY OWN TEARS. No need for 1/2 cup of milk- i got a 1/2 cup of tears. good news though- the cake turned out OK. Little dry i think the salt from my tears made the cake dry. Then we had a new investigator dump us, and we had dinner at this elderly couples house. The woman got vertigo all of a sudden and was really sick, and the man had a very hard time talking cause he had a stroke a little bit ago. Then they gave us beef and barley soup, and I just started crying again. It was the most awkward dinner ever, WITH BEEF AND BARLEY SOUP WHO EATS THAT? The tears are just uncontrollable as i am trying to eat this soup. Saddest b-day ever. Anyways Love u mom u the MVP.

4. So every Tuesday and Thursday we do service at this like resale charity store thing that sells mostly furniture, and the lady who is the manager LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE EVIL LADY FROM THE LITTLE RESCUERS. u know the movie where this little blonde girl gets kidnapped by a crazy lady who has alligators as pets but the girl gets saved by two mice. Yeah so the manager even talks like her, has those piercing green eyes, dresses pretty similar, even her mannerisms. Only difference - the manager lady is nice. Every time she looks at me tho i think "plz don't make me go into the well to try and get your huge crystal" cause that's what happens in the movie ya know. I spent a really long time trying to remember the name of the lady in that movie, and then i begged a member to look it up on her phone, its Medusa. If y'all were wondering.

5.Shortly after coming here i soon realized that Floridans loveeeeee to talk. I have had the most interesting conversations with a lot of them. But sometimes they talk too much, (actually most people do) and they leave you no room for you to peep in something. Im like i asked you a question so u could answer it in 2-3 sentences not give me a 15 minute monologue. We are always late to everything.Sometimes i almost lose it and am like HEY WILL YA SHUT UP FOR A SEC AND LET ME TALK ABOUT THE GOSPEL?!? But I don't cause that's not very Christlike. The lord sent me to palm coast to make me learn patience. 

6. Palm coast was made for a place for people to retire. So everyone here is OLD. no one wants to really hear about the gospel, but they love to talk cause they are lonely. Like these people are really old. I realized that the more of these old folks i interact with, the higher the probability they will die when I'm with them. I'm getting nervous I wont lie. One day I'm telling you, someone will die in my arms. Its not me talking, its science and probability. 

7. I made it a new years resolution to grow my eyebrows out. So I'm looking kinda wild. I have this theory that  your ugly missionary clothes rub onto your skin and transforms u into an uglier you. So i just have let myself go. We will see where this long road of missionary work takes me. 

8. One  night a member asked us to help this lady in a nursing home. She had too much stuff it became a fire hazard. I am scared of nursing homes, i cant explain why, i had never been in one till now. So we walk in, i all of a sudden feel like i am in a horror film? Just a hospital where people cant leave. Anyways we go to help this lady, but she wont get rid of her things- like dirty water bottles and finished puzzles. She had an overwhelming amount of things piled all over.So we are arguing with her, all the while this frail woman in a hospital bed named Beatrice is just talking to me, but i cant understand her. She starts getting mad at me but all I hear is mumbo. Then someone in the hall is yelling HELP HELP HELP! Over and over. Then a nurse comes in for Beatrice, blocks the view with a curtain, then i smell the most horrible smell i have ever smelled. I start to get nauseous... i keep hearing HELP HELP HELP in the background all the while the lady is handing me finished puzzles to carry. Then the curtain is gone, Beatrice is angry saying "I DON'T LIKE YOU"  and now there's blood all over the ground. All of a sudden i get so dizzy.... just holding my breath... I've never prayed so hard to get out of somewhere... finally we are leaving. I'm horrified, everything in that memory is a blur. Long story short I'm now still scared of nursing homes. 

9. I have however never learned so much, although we hardly meet any new people, i have found joy in just helping others. I know a lot of the times people are uninterested in our message, but i can still help and serve them. Even if its just a listening ear. My favorite time of the day is now actually personal study, i love the scriptures oh how I love them! I am doing a lot better, however it comes in waves. Some days i feel the spirit so strongly, and other times I think about that maybe drinking that swamp water will allow me to come home early. (its a joke relax) I/m just saying that I get discouraged and sad. But i have learned that instead of asking why is god doing this to me, you can ask, well what does he want me to learn? I have enough faith in Christ to only take one step forward, but then once i do that, i can take another with his help... and so on.i can do it little by little. President Monson  said life by the yard is hard, but by the inch its a cinch! 
Have a good week y'all! Thank u for all the birthday wishes, each and every one made it alot easier being away from you all! Be good! Alma 37:36-37 


1. Me bein queen 
2. My good 4 year old friend Leah, her mom got baptized about a month ago. 




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